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Wow, I remeber that classroom

One time, I was talking to a buddy and the teacher made so scared, I soiled someone else's pants.

I rember when I found some magic mentos

I was going clubbing one night and this bouncer wouldn't let anybody in to this one club. So I decided to get some mentos at the drug store across the street. By chance, I found the one magic mentos they had. So after I started hearing the music, I popped one in and then I got a great idea. I went up to the bouncer and knocked his teeth out. As he was laying on the ground, bleeding, I let everyone into the club. After I got in, the Bouncer got up, smiled, and gave a random thumbs up. That's when I heard "Mentos, The Fresh Maker." Good times.

Fscking awesome

The wookie-stache is one hell of a stache alright. It's the 2nd greatest mustache ever, next to Earl Hicky's.

D00D3

Old school nintendo. This is just fscking 5w337

hey

How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over that mountain? Good stuff you got here.

*sniff* *crying*

This is a bright day for all clocks everywhere.